Brace Thyselves - Kinja Is Up To Something.....

"McMike" (mcmike) 02/03/2014 at 13:20 • Filed to: Kinja

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A scheduled outage? Fingers crossed it's network related, and not a data migration that will not go as planned.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 02/03/2014 at 13:22

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pdthedeuce > McMike 02/03/2014 at 13:22

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oh no ... are they gonna take our money away ?

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > pdthedeuce 02/03/2014 at 13:24

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Everyone with Jalopnik gold will have to re-up again.

All memory of it will be lost

FireSpittingV12 > McMike 02/03/2014 at 13:26

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Probably gonna fuck shit up. Literally.

Mason-Dixon > pdthedeuce 02/03/2014 at 13:29

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Oh no! Not my Jalopnik Gold account!

pdthedeuce > pdthedeuce 02/03/2014 at 13:30

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Dr Emilio Lizardo > McMike 02/03/2014 at 13:32

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Scheduling an outage is an improvement.

But still, nothing good can come of this. My guess would be it's that awful new commenting system.

McMike > Dr Emilio Lizardo 02/03/2014 at 13:35

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" Scheduling an outage is an improvement."

I agree. However, there's a history of rocky changes, scheduled or not.

(fingers crossed)

Gamecat235 > Dr Emilio Lizardo 02/03/2014 at 13:36

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Every scheduled outage that I can recall on here has gone longer than the advertised window. Hopefully I'm only remembering the bad ones. =)

Scary__goongala! > McMike 02/03/2014 at 13:41

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They are going to steal our internets.

Goggles Pizzano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/03/2014 at 13:48

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wkiernan > McMike 02/03/2014 at 14:00

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Oh boy! This is where they fix all the bugs, and the platform becomes perfect .

zuludaddy (says Bravo Zulu) > FireSpittingV12 02/03/2014 at 14:19

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I really hope you do not mean that literally...

DrunkExPatWriter > McMike 02/03/2014 at 14:26

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God help us all.

bb5555 > McMike 02/03/2014 at 14:32

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Please tell me that our very own wondrous "Ernie" does not moonlight for Time Warner Cable in Southern California!

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > McMike 02/03/2014 at 14:38

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Kinja will largely inaccessible for a long period during scheduled maintenance until 2019 beginning at 4AM EST, March 3rd 2012

Slave2anMG > McMike 02/03/2014 at 14:41

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Oh boy...here comes the new and more completely unusable Kinja.

ChiffChaff > McMike 02/03/2014 at 14:49

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You go Ernie! You're the damn best Blues Brother ever of all time in existence and thanks for your hard work (at the Kinja factory)! (Oh yeah, that's him okay, the cool one with the shades).

Anima > McMike 02/03/2014 at 14:52

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Ah, it seems they have found some things that aren't broken yet to break.

Gotta give them credits for being so committed and focused on their goal to make this network completely unusable.

cheerful_exgirlfriend > wkiernan 02/03/2014 at 15:01

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Or it becomes sentient and kills us all.

Pessimippopotamus > McMike 02/03/2014 at 15:03

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I might actually get work done at work now!!!

A_count > McMike 02/03/2014 at 15:18

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I hope the Valleywag comment system stays put in it's own container or they fix the image system, maybe they are upgrading servers.

Snertly > McMike 02/03/2014 at 16:24

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Supposing that Kinja worked perfectly, would Kinja be truly accessible even then?

MasterChef_117 > McMike 02/03/2014 at 17:22

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Its Kinja. Everybody expects it.

The Homework Ogre > A_count 02/03/2014 at 19:24

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I literally cannot make heads or tails of what they've got going on at Valleywag.

A_count > The Homework Ogre 02/03/2014 at 19:31

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Yeah, it seems to resemble what it may be like while watching a Transformer change from the inside.

UnitedShoes > Dr Emilio Lizardo 02/03/2014 at 19:37

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And only 30 minutes of being largely inaccessible is a massive improvement over the current 24/7 that it spends being largely inaccessible…

B > McMike 02/03/2014 at 21:47

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Largely inaccessible? How would we tell?

Gazs > Dr Emilio Lizardo 02/04/2014 at 09:41

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oh, don't worry, we don't need to schedule maintenance for that. it's coming!